Before I go to bed and see what sleeping at 9pm feels like, I'd like to summarize my day :)

Morning comes, I wake up at 2pm. Check the Bally's site and realize headquarters are not open on weekends so I call Mary and tell her that we will have to go Monday. Hmm.. breakfast time! So i get in my car and go to trusty ol' IHOP.

"I'd like a Steak Stacker to go please."
"Sorry sir, we're all out of stackers."

I argued for a while with the waitresses and asked for directions to the next IHOP cuz damnit I wanted it! They laughed and giggled and gave me direections, then when I had gone outside to my car, they said from the loudspeaker "Good luck with the Stacker cutie." Yayy ugly girls hitting on me. Depressing. I decide to not drive 30 miles to get to the next IHOP and just eat my usual 5 double cheeseburgers w/ no onions from McDonalds. Off to the office and work till 8. Don't feel TOO sorry for me, in between I was playing Monopoly online with Silva, in which she brutally killed me, and made damn sure I knew she was winning. Then I got dizzy, drove home (smart move Arthur, drive while your dizzy) and here I am, no longer in my weird mood but still dizzy and sick nonetheless. Oh and here is the comment of the day, which is the coolest thing anyone has EVER said to me:


Strawberry PJ: im gonna bite ur scalp off
Strawberry PJ: and chew it
Strawberry PJ: and lick ur eyeball
Strawberry PJ: and then bite it and eat it
Strawberry PJ: then im gonna razor off ur nose
Strawberry PJ: and feed it to my dog
Strawberry PJ: then im gonna snip off u're lips
Strawberry PJ: and stick them into the power outlet
Strawberry PJ: then im gonna take forks
Strawberry PJ: and shove them in ur butt
Strawberry PJ: :-D YAYAYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA
Strawberry PJ: u can take ur fingers and shove them up ur butt too
Strawberry PJ: them ill mash them
Strawberry PJ: with a masher
Strawberry PJ: cuz im gona bite off ur fingers
Strawberry PJ: and shove a knife in ur freakin butt
Strawberry PJ: i hate u rbutt
Strawberry PJ: im gonna cut it off
Strawberry PJ: and feed it to ur mmama
Strawberry PJ: i seriously wanna scrape ur scalp off
Strawberry PJ: with a cheese grater
Strawberry PJ: and then i wanna mash ur bones
Strawberry PJ: and crush ur body
Strawberry PJ: and kill u
Strawberry PJ: KILLLLLLLLLLL
Strawberry PJ: KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Strawberry PJ: :-D
Strawberry PJ: i ate ur skin
Strawberry PJ: and spit it out
Strawberry PJ: u shithole
Strawberry PJ: im gonna kill u
Strawberry PJ: and eat ur eyeballs
Strawberry PJ: and mash them in between my teeth
Strawberry PJ: and crunch ur ears
Strawberry PJ: ill kill u
Strawberry PJ: u fucker
Strawberry PJ: ill fucking kill u
Strawberry PJ: bastard
Strawberry PJ: kiss my ass
Strawberry PJ: ill shove a pirana up ur ass asshole
Strawberry PJ: fuck u