Ok so here it is:

What women need: A nice guy who takes care of her and is sensitive to her needs. A guy who listens and supports her.

What women want: A stubborn cocky guy who doesn't give them any attention and puts himself before her.

And therein lies the problem.

Here's a cute picture. When I play CounterStrike, I use the alias blue. The other guys rather enjoyed that and my team became a collection of colors: