Hi world. I'm human. I get tear-eyed during sad movies. I sometimes forget to clean my desk. My hair is not perfect. Nothing about me is. I'm probably shorter than your youngest sibling. I'm obsessive-compulsive, but I don't care. It's what defines me. Hi world. I'm not normal. I don't like chocolate. I hate whipped cream. I will stand up to you. I do not respect elders unless they deserve it. I eat steak any chance I get, and I'm still as thin as a stick. I change my mind a lot. I don't like fast food. I'm a nerd. I get As on math exams. I'm intrigued by physics. If you get in my way, I will move you. I'm a workaholic. I read fine print any chance I get. Hi world. I'm me. I hate yelling. I hate insecurity. Your greatest flaw is your problem, not mine. I admire the strong, the spontaneous. I don't live within my means, I don't believe in such mental barriers. I will stay true to my word. I wear my heart on my sleeve, and I will never stop. I'm strange. I have a heart attack when people turn off my car lights. When asked to pick a random number, I will always pick 11. If it's 1 through 10, I get confused. When asked to pick left or right, I will always pick left. Hi world, this is me. I'm overly sarcastic. I go from overly cocky to unreasonably insecure within seconds. A word can change my mood; a deep gaze can change my life. Hi world. I will never give in, I will never stop. Never.