Interview with the Christian God

As I lay quietly in my warm bed, God himself came down. I knew it was Him, it was a feeling inside me.

"Now do you believe, my child? The Bible is true, I am the true God," he whispered.

"So you are real huh? The God who committed genocide against the entire human race with your flood gig?" I replied.

"The world had become an evil place, it needed to be done."

"Hey it was your world, you created it. You shouldn't have messed up in the first place."

"That is all in the past, my son."

"Well if you are the God in the Bible, and it really is all true... well then we're fucked now, aren't we? I would rather not believe and go to hell than accept such a cruel, arrogant, jealous God. I rather spend eternity in suffering than bow down to you!"

And in that instant, God was gone. Forever.