Sunday, February 06, 2005

Sometimes, You Just Have To Say It!

Chris Wand's eleven acceptable times in history to use the “F” word:

11. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?” – Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. “What the @#$% was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?” – Custer, 1877

8. “Any @#$%ing idoit could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938

7. “It does so @#$%ing look like her!” – Picasso, 1926

6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%in ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566

4. “Where the @#$% are we?” – Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. “Scattered @#$% showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC

2. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?” – Bill Clinton, 1998

1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @#$%^ing mad.” – Saddam Hussein, 2003


And there you have it, the whole @#$%ing list.

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